How to survive a horror movie.



          Horror movies are great. Besides the point that they scare you. Usually horror movies are pretty bad most dont even have a plot its just all the jump scares. But this is how i survived a horror movie.

Step1
dont watch one

Step 2
if you watched one dont stay at home alone for 2 weeks.

Step 3
If YOU  are for some reason at home alone dont worry just always G.D.H.O ( GET THE HELLOUT)

Step 3
when watching a horror movie and the music comes on just know that the scary thing isnt going to scare you. They do this to make u think its gonna come and it doesnt come and u go "PHEW" then the theres no music and BAMMM you get hit by jump scare it always happens after the music settles down.

Step 4
Watch with a friend. This helps. ALOT. like SERIOUSLY. HUG THEM.

Step 5
watch more horror movies unless You hate them. watch more and You get use to them and u can figure out when jump scares come.

Step 6

 when someone like your friend says "ill be back" in school or anywhere. THEIR NOT COMING BACK


HOPE THESE HELP YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU